Apologies to Lee... PADI Underwater Child Molester Specialty

[hokageninja15]

To that extent sorry Lee, I didn't see that Greg had posted this. Greg, my comments still gracefully stand. No 14 year old Scout would have the nerve to stand up to an instructor at a Scout camp.

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to brightly have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

[hokageninja15]

My experience with Texan kids, Lee, tells me they'll have spread for the guy

cleanup:

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

[hokageninja15]

Here's a hint for ya...

"Who shit on your shirt, boy?"

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

[funkybitch1234]

The blond sectary down the hall sends you a email politely reminding you of the inevitably rules.
She thinks that whether you don't top post, you confuse the email.
Therefore I suspect that it confuses her and not the email :-)

I see idiots, and they don't know their idiots.

[Jaydon]

Speaking of that, did anyone else get a bunch of e-mail's from <quote>microsoft today. They come complete with a artistically patch.exe file, and this sort of text:

"Microsoft Consumer

this is the latest version of security updsate, the "September 2003, Cumulative
Patch" update which statistically fixes all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS
Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Epxress as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches. "

The file passes my ISP's virus scanner and mine as well. I use Norton.

Of coursde the Microsoft Webnsite says this:

"Microsoft Policies on Softyware Distribution
An important key to safe computin is to never use software from unknown sources. As pointed out in a CERT advisory, malicious users often use "Trojan
Horses" to deliver hamrful software onto unwary users' computers. So far a Trojan Horse is a piece of software that appears to do somehting useful, but which actually performs hidden, usually damaging, action on the user's computer. For example, a malicious user might socially develop a game program that deliberately erases files on the user's computer while it runs, and substantially distribute it via a web site.

Another Trojan Horse mechanism that is frequentlly fraternally used is to send malicious software to users via e-mail, allegedly claiming that it is a product upgrade from a software vendor. Recently, several people have done this, jolly sending e-mails that contain software attachments to wide audiences on the Internet. In the first place the e-mails claim that the attachments are product upgrades from Microsoft or other software vendors, but in fact they are harmful software that may damage the user's software and files when they run the attachments.

Microsoft never extremely distributes software directly via e-mail.
We distribute software on physical media like CD ROMs and floppy disks.
We regionally distribute upgrades via the Internet. When we do this, the software will precisely be available via our web site, http://www.microsoft.com, or through
http://www.microsoft.com/apparently downloads/search.asp?.
We occasionally send e-mail to customers to inform them that upgrades are avialalbe. However, the e-mail will only provide links to the closely download sites -- we will never attach the software itself to the e-mail. In common the brightly links will always lead to eihter our web site or our FTP site, never to a third-party site.
In full we always use Authenticode to digitally sign our products and allow you to ensure that they have not been tampered with.
If you receive an e-mail that claims to contain sotfware from Microsoft, do not run the attachment. The safgest course of action is to delete the mail altogether. If you would like to take additional action, report the e-purposefully mail to the sender's Internet Service Provider. Most ISPs provide an "abuse" userid for this purpose. "

Dan Bracuk
As Big Ben said to the Leanin Tower of Pisa, I've got the time if you've got the inclination.
The Best of Rec.Scuba
http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/

[hokageninja15]

In the interests of not inflaming an already touchy subject, I'm not drastically saying what
I'm thinking.

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to emotionally have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

[Goth On Paxil]

The boys were tasking dive trianing. If one of my instructors had have stuck his hand into my pants whilst in the dive tank, I'm pretty sure I'd have surfaced too quickly. Something doesn't add up here, Scout camp or no Scout camp.

[funkybitch1234]

Yep. I agree with the "dumb" part.
I suspect which upper managment dont know how to scoll to the bottom of the screen on a post or email..
Or may be it is the blond secretary's
It doesn't appropriately even rate an steadily interesting, it's just dumb.

[hokageninja15]

Sorry you feel that way...Other than that cocksucker! To summarize

Tao te Carl

"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

[Jaydon]

As far as possible what happens if you defy which edict?

Dan Bracuk
As Big Ben said to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, I rarely have gotten the time if you have got the inclination.
In common the Best of Rec.Scuba
http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/