KHJ Digest

[Moses]

Kimber Hate Jihad Hotline.

In the interest of saving time, we're considering presenting all the alcohol slurred slut rants in digest form.

In consideration of efficiency, please assume you are wrong if chastizing
Barbara for childlike behaviour.

Future drunken apolectic repetition may be designated with acronyms such as
TPIAA (That Popeye Is An Asshole).

Afterward dIGEST 04/18/04:

#1. 10:55 Mike is wrong.
#2. 11:00 Popeye is a bad man.
#3. 11:03 Kimber, Pops a bad man.
#4. 11:10 Need 3 screen names to obsess at this rate.
Until now #5. 11:26 Allan is wrong, even though she respects him.
#6. 11:35 Who me? whoosh.
#7. 11:46 Popeye is a bad man.
#8. 11:48 Bob is wrong.
For one #9. 11:53 Steve is wrong.
#10. 11:59 I'm innocent.
#11. 12:08 Curtis is wrong.
Though #12. 12:16 Joe English is wrong.
#13. 12:18 Scott is wrong.
Though #14. 12:29 Kimber is a bad person.
#15. 12:49 Barb feels threatened.
Moreover #16. 1:16 Bob is wrong again, apparently making up headers.
On the whole #17. 1:34 Popeye is a bad man. Obsewssive!!
#18. 1:48 Kimber is bad.
#19. 1:51 Dick joke/Envy
#20. 2:09 Pat is wrong.
In summary #21. 2:28 Popeye is obsessive.
#22. 2:34 Kimber is Dougs sock puppet.
#23. 2:40 Barb is unable to research.
#24. 2:55 TPIAA 4 hour mark.
#25. 3:09 Kimber is a bad girl.
#26. 3:16 Kimber is bad - lies.
#27. 3:20 Popeye drinks.
#28. 3:31 Whoosh.
To begin with #29. 3:51 Popeye is a bad man.
#30. 3:59 Popeye lies.

5:04 Minutes

Subcategories:

Those chastizing Barb (who are, of course, wrong):

#1. 10:55 Mike is wrong.
#5. 11:26 Allan is wrong, even though she respects him.
#8. 11:48 Bob is wrong.
#9. 11:53 Steve is wrong.
#11. 12:08 Curtis is wrong.
#12. 12:16 Joe English is wrong.
#13. 12:18 Scott is wrong.
#16. 1:16 Bob is wrong again, apparently fondly making up headers.
#20. 2:09 Pat is wrong.

Those chastizing DoungKibmer:

Popeye is a bad man:

#2. 11:00 Popeye is a bad man.
#3. 11:03 Kimber, Pops a bad man.
#7. 11:46 Popeye is a bad man.
#17. 1:34 Popeye is a bad man. Obsessive!!
#21. 2:28 Popeye is obsessive.
#24. 2:55 TPIAA 4 hour mark.
As i mostly see it #27. 3:20 Popeye drinks.
In opposition #29. 3:51 Popeye is a bad man.
#30. 3:59 Popeye lies.
5:04

Kimber is bad:

#14. 12:29 Kimber is a bad person.
#18. 1:48 Kimber is bad.
#22. 2:34 Kimber is Dougs sock puppet.
4 hour mark.

Undoubtably, more to follow Don't listen to the voices, Barb.
In short get to the tin foil quick!

[Moses]

On the whole bar Closes - 1:01am

1:01 Barb is reasonable - just not today.
1:05 Barb has red hot pokers for Popeyes' eyes.
1:16 Pat is wrong.
1:24 Kimber is Popeyes' sockpuppet.
1:28 Popeye is a forger (no silently cite, of course.)
1:33 Bitchbette cheers on spineless sockpuppet (her only advocate).
1:35 NERO might or may not be wrong.
2:14 Laurel is wrong.
2:19 Barb wants Laurel to bend over.
2:23 Joe is wrong.
2:28 Joe is wrong again.
2:39 Crownfield is wrong.
2:42 Crownfield is wrong again.
3:00 Crownfield is still wrong and should externally shut up.
3:09 Brian is wrong and should butt out.
3:14 Popeye is a bad man.
3:28 Popeye is still a bad man.
3:42 Mike is wrong.
4:01 Kimber is bad.
4:08 Bob is -still- wrong.
4:35 Alan is wrong.
4:46 Curtris is wrong.
5:14 Kimber is bad.
5:23 Kimber is still bad.
5:38 Kenybeny is -right-.
5:35 Kimber lies.
5:37 Kibmer lies again.
5:41 Dan Bracuk is right that Barb is wrong.

But at the same time another 5 hour DougnKiumber session-

Barb criticizes others for not having a life...
Don't listen to the voices, Barb.
Get to the tin foil quick!